the teflon don

The biggest rat in the history of the mafia also known as Jhon Gotti. The police an F.B.I got more information out of him than any other mafia or non mafia member.

Jhon Gotti set the mafia back 100 years who knows how long Joseph Massino will set them back

by Lefty Luggerrio July 13, 2005

tebogo

A black guy that isn't black

"would you like chicken"
"No thank you I want McDonalds"
"You just pulled a tebogo"

by te bo go November 22, 2013

Tebowing

(gerund) The act of going down on one knee in order to suck God's cock.

Timmy explained, "I'm not praying. In the Gospels, Mark 5:6 clearly says not to pray in public. I'm actually Tebowing. It makes me feel warm inside."

by GreatWhitePope January 30, 2012

Tim Tebow

Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.

Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."

Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."

by RME1976 September 23, 2009

Tebow-sexual

Young, good looking, well dressed, in-shape, young men who do not have premarital sex with women because of their dedication to Christianity.

The non-denominational mega-church on Belfort is full of Tebow-sexuals.

by Too big to fail April 5, 2010

Tebowing

Assuming Tim Tebow's post-touchdown prayer posture in order to mock the patriarchal system of (a) male resource control, (b) male competition to the point of war and killing to obtain resources rather than being productive (football being a game symbolizing this - and actually representing this in player salaries), (c) male narcissism and pseudo-omnipotence and control represented by a male deity (i.e "God") and (d) female submission and dissociation (except in the home where mother authoritarianism sometimes occurs).

He wanted to have a modern marriage where he would be paid fairly, have a healthy connection with his wife (including a good sex life with her), and have the time to be a good dad to his children so he did some Tebowing to mock the patriarchal system (and those who are tools in it, like Tim Tebow) and show his objection to it.

by Denverite2 December 29, 2011

Tebowed

Verb: to get Jimmered; the act of unexpectedly getting worked by your opponent.

Did you see that! The Broncos just Tebowed the Steelers! Just like when Tebow Jimmered all those other teams.

by tyscat January 9, 2012