slappy taint 

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement

I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.

slappy taint by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015

Fatty Taint Syndrome

Fatty Taint Syndrome, or FTS, is an age related condition which causes the taint to become chaffed and irritated due to physical exertion. FTS shouldn’t be confused with Drooping Balls Syndrome, or DPS, which is caused from the gravitational effect on the scrotum and testicles of aging men, and results in painful episodes of sitting on one’s own balls.

My friend volunteered to referee some basketball games for the Special Olympics and had to be assisted to his car due to extreme pain in his taint. Upon close examination by his Fantasy Football team doctor from the League of Idiots, he was quickly diagnosed with Fatty Taint Syndrome. It sucks getting old with a fatty taint.

Fatty Taint Syndrome by DC Da Monkey March 3, 2019

Twiddly Taint 

when the taint has so much curly pubic hair it looks like an afro, commonly seen on African American males.

Bro did you see Jared butt-naked at the party last night? He has a massive cock!
All I could see was that Colin Kaepernick lookin twiddly taint, that man needs a shave!

Twiddly Taint by Le Laguna May 12, 2019

suck taint 

A term used in order to tell someone to fuck off or to say suck my dick, usually in a situation where the person you say it to is making no sense or they're an idiot

OP:" Where are we?"
Victim: " Goodhue County one Goodhue County nine"
OP: "Suck taint! That's not helpful"

suck taint by QuebxcOnVocab July 23, 2020

speckled taint 

when you shave your taint and it leaves pimples or any other rash making it look speckled

aww dude i think i was shaving last night and i got a case of speckled taint

speckled taint by jeff tow March 17, 2021

chinese taint trap 

When two people apply wax to their taiant's with a wax strip in-between creating an unbreakable bond then run in opposing directions.

Sean and James tried the Chinese taint trap for Sean's 40th Birthday. Some memories are best forgotten, this one will definitely leave a mark!

chinese taint trap by Thorberto March 4, 2022

Bloated Taint 

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

Bloated Taint by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023