Come take your contacts off

Follow me into the bathroom where we will engage in sexual activities; such as Oral sex

Person 1: Come take your contacts off
Person 2: sure
...hour later
Person 1: Feeling better
Person: Much

by Canibaljay April 19, 2010

Take the L

Something Ricegum didn't do but should of

"Ricegum take the L, the content cop destroyed you."

by Content Cop October 14, 2017

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

An alternate phrase for a bowel movement.

Gary: I need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl and I think it's going to be a long season.

George: Well I should say so. You've eaten nothing but cheeseburgers for the last week.

by jspringston July 7, 2008

take it to the house

to score a point in a sports game

Run man! Take it to da House!!

by BShizzle October 9, 2003

Texas turkey takedown

A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.

Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.

by Mann Jr October 31, 2007

Take care

used when saying goodbye to family and friends. To be careful.

Take care! See you next week!
Take care when driving in icy conditions.

by Neemaa March 15, 2012

take it sleazy

Adam DeMamps last words
A joke saying to keep being corrupt and immoral.

"Take it sleazy and I'm out" - Adam

by iloveTool January 2, 2016