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Twitch

A streaming platform that would rather kill everyone that has a Y chromosome than permanently ban a female streamer who streams herself committing multiple felonies.
Cute girl: Grooms every minor on Earth, ruins an entire generation, runs a Satanic cult, commits genocide on-stream, abuses every animal that gets in her preferable vision, takes over most of the world and becomes a threat to the rest of humanity, etc.

Twitch: I don't see anything wrong here and I will do anything to not ban this girl

Random Male streamer: Breathes a very particular way no one else knows that Twitch somehow hates

Twitch: Permanently IP and Hardware Banned for absolutely no good or even slightly justifiable reason
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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plug my twitch

The act of talking about someone's twitch profile on a high profile social media platform, usually with the intent to gain followers or social recognition.
Hey babe will you plug my twitch?

Dude plug my twitch
I wish someone would plug my twitch
Why won't anyone plug my twitch?!
by GrouchyTheDwarf April 15, 2022
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Twitch on the floor

To freak out or spazz out; to get mad or shocked by surprise.
When your dad finds out he's gonna start twitching on the floor.
~or~
When I meet him I'll be twitching on the floor.
by Clayluver April 9, 2004
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Twitch

A word used to substitute for one of the following words based on the context in which it's used: retard, simp or virgin. The word Twitch is used to avoid saying those words and possibly getting banned on the streaming platform Twitch due to their ridiculous Terms of Service policy.
"Joe just paid $80 to an Onlyfans thot? Fucking Twitch". (simp)
"Steve thought 2 + 2 = 8? What a stupid Twitch." (retard)
"Dave is never going to get pussy, he's going to be a Twitch forever." (virgin)
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Twitch

A person, or a platform that bans the use of any slight insult.
Wow, that man/woman is such a twitch, all I called them was a virgin.
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Twitch

A racial slur against Norwegians
by gio:) January 7, 2021
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