hot ass mess

When you’re all over the place and can’t get things in order.

Your relationship with Lee is a hot ass mess.

by LipGloss19 January 25, 2018

No One Messes with Joe

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.

Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."

by Ethel Faust February 25, 2009

Messed Up Monday

Messed-Up-Monday is a slang term to describe getting drunk on Mondays. Similar to Thirsty Thursdays or Sober Sundays.

Hey do you want to get drunk tonight?

"Sure its Messed Up Mondays, lets get fucked up"

by chroine November 09, 2009

Chicken-Fried Mess

1) a person that is ill put-together from the Southern region of the USA.

2) a hot mess from the South

Tammy's sister is up here from Atlanta and she is one chicken-fried mess

by DJ Oneiromancer August 07, 2008

don't mess with Texas

It actually is a phrase that means the same as "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute". It is on "Do not litter" signs in the state of Texas.

Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.

by Syrupsippa October 08, 2010

bucket mess

similar to bucket jute,An insult usually directed towards an uncouth female of considerable size or repugnance.

"Look at the shape of that fucking heap, bucket mess lyin' over there eating her own shite."or "Hi bucket mess,smell your hoachin jute of kippers ya stinkin bag a pus."

by weedermot July 19, 2006

text messing

doubting or use of sarcasm in cell phone text messaging.

(text reply) "are u serious? or are u just text messing w/ me?"

by jacknjillcc December 06, 2010