good times-related injury 

Any injury occuring while enjoying oneself, e.g. bumping your head on the headboard, a sunburn from sitting at the beach, skateboarding accidents, poor sense of smell due to cocaine use...

Dude #1 - 'so she left scratch marks on you?'

Dude #2 - 'yeah, but it's a good times-related injury, i'll live...'

good times-related injury by jack swaggah July 11, 2010

Sign O' the Times 

the best Prince album.

"Hey, what's your favourite Prince album?"

"Sign O' the Times!"

Sign O' the Times by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death November 8, 2020

It do be like that some times 

It your friend is talking about something that you don’t care about at the end of there sentence you say it do be like that sometimes

Friend: so I got a girlfriend but John wants her

You:it do be like that some times

It do be like that some times by The real datboi August 16, 2020

forty seven times  

A term used by lesbians to let their friend's know, which girls they think are hot and would take home for a bit of scissor action.

Originates from a story that a mate once told me. Which I thought was hilarious and pure gold.

When he was a kid and first started experimenting with girls. He would count the number of times he'd slide his finger in and out of their vaginas. Then go brag to his mates, about how he fingered Sally 25 times in the boat shed.

"See that babe over there? I'd do her forty seven times."

"Yeah not bad. But check out the blonde at 3 o'clock. I'd do her forty seven times really fast!

forty seven times by dj shiva September 11, 2007

Good times 

Something you say when someone enthusiastically tells you about something that you think is retarded. It generally gives them the impression that you care, but provides an opportunity to get into a new conversation without being rude.

Excellent for dealing with co-workers who tell you about "their crazy weekend," when your weekend was in fact 18 times crazier and involved at least two activities that were illegal.

"Morning Charlie. Man, I had the craziest weekend ever! I had three beers and totally danced up a storm at the bar. It was the neatest time ever."

*(internal monologue): holy crap...this guy sucks ass. I wonder what he would say if I told him about my weekend. Let's see, I did about 16 grams of shrooms, chugged a bottle of whiskey, and then smoked a whole bunch of weed. Then I thought I saw Jesus and chased him down the street with an axe. I woke up in a pool of vomit in Mexico and had to hitch a ride back home with some illegal immigrants...

"Wow, Frank, that sure sounds like a lot of fun! Good times...Anyway - see you later."

Good times by Pollup December 25, 2007

The New York Times 

Complete Garbage, 100% regurgitated fake leftist bullshit.

Theodore: Somehow, despite being complete garbage, George and Julia read the New York Times everyday.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.

The New York Times by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021

New York Times 

A news outlet/source full of lies.

Bro you heard of New York Times?

Yeah, fuck New York Times! Washington Post is better

New York Times by r59b1 May 7, 2021