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Poseidon's handshake

When your hand goes in the water while trying to wipe. One doesn't have enough room between the balls and the water to get the other hand between to wipe.
I just got a Poseidon's handshake cus of my low hanging fruit.
by Iqof3 April 22, 2020
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goodwill handshake

a goodwill handshake is a handjob that is a more polite, or out of the goodness of your heart kinda sex act than, say, jerking off your boyfriend in the shower.

to be performed quietly in the backseat of a car, in a closet, or basement setting, the goodwill handshake can also be used as a way to say 'thank you' or 'good job'.
For our top 15 customers we offered goodwill handshakes in the basement as a way of showing our appreciation for the support of our cafe.
by tayintheway January 25, 2011
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Visual Handshake

The first impression when you meet someone new - what you are wearing, your expression, your demeanor.
He is a really nice guy, but his Visual Handshake was awful. Bad clothes, bad hair, bad attitude.
by Mamahipster November 3, 2011
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intern handshake

rectal exam. It's every surgery intern's job to do the rectal exam when a patient comes into the emergency room. This is especially the case on fat, drunk, soiled, homeless patients. The intern usually has to be reminded to do this by a senior resident or staff doctor.
Hey, go give that drunk piece of shit the intern handshake.
by Dr. Felchington October 9, 2009
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Japanese Handshake

The act of a man giving himself oral sex while standing, thusly making him resemble a Japanese man bowing.
Ex: Dude, I totally had a Japanese Handshake on the subway yesterday! High Five!
by PhillyPizzaGod May 6, 2014
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Republican Handshake

Another name for a handjob. However usually given to get something in return or to curry favor.
The guy offered to give me a Republican Handshake under the table but I explained to him I wasn't gay nor was I going to vote for him.
by emperor tamarin May 21, 2010
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Boston Handshake

I took her to The Parisian; and all I got was a Boston handshake.
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