Lil Pump

One of the most prestigious artists in the world. Some of his most famous quotes include 'Esketit' and 'skrrrr'
His most famous song is Guchi Gung and has millions of followers on social media.

JK he has an IQ of a rock and is totally retarded #ESKET TITIES

Hey Lil Pump
"Bitch ass nigga what u say to me"

by Tofu Pussy Slayer 1289 October 24, 2018

Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009

Pump Attendant

Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.

That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.

by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018

thump and pump

When you have a quickie in the back seat while filling up with gas

"Dude, my date last night paid for gas and we did a thump and pump."

by Unicorn Snuggie October 19, 2013

Lil’ Pump

Proof that it is possible for humans to devolve.

“Hey, did you hear about Lil’ Pump’s new song? It’s totally epi-“

“Ew, no, he literally has no talent.”

by Krasnaya September 28, 2018

Slutty Pump

When an exclusivly pumping mother expresses milk after sex and often yeilds more ounces of milk.

Oh my God Bonnie! I just got 2.5 ounces more during my Slutty Pump!

by Paco77 November 16, 2017

the perfect pump

When you're pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.

When you're pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.

You have just achieved The Perfect Pump.

by CBU (See-boo)/ Chili July 30, 2008