facebook

An intelligent person's alternative to myspace

Dude #1: Yo bro, you send me that thing on myspace?
Dude #2: Myspace is for whores bro, get a facebook

by Babadoo October 7, 2007

facebook

Contrary to earlier definitions, it is now open to high school students.

Much better than MySpace. It's a better protector against potential rapists.

1)My favorite website is Facebook! I'm on it all the time!

2)Yeah, the "private" option on my profile kept that dude that was following me from finding out where I live.

by facebookerforever January 18, 2009

Facebook

A website people use to share things about their lives when no one actually gives a sh*t.

Guy #1: Oh did you see Bob's new status on facebook?
Guy#2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Did you care that he can't masturbate when the cat is staring at him?
Guy#2: No.
Guy#1: Me neither.

by Bob hates cats December 12, 2010

Facebook

A social networking site, similar to myspace, et. al that is usable ONLY by certain college students and highschoolers. In other words, a private little elitest club for students afraid to leave their campuses, even online. Hard to believe, but there are interesting people in this world who aren't in college! -crowd gasps-

Dude, facebook is cooler than myspace - there's no ads!

I shoulda written that essay instead of facebooking last night.

by kirE May 4, 2006

facebook

a thinking man or woman's MySpace.

MySpace is ghetto whereas Facebook is suburban.

by xoga October 26, 2008

Facebook

The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.

As MySpace is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.

by kyw3directconn October 22, 2011

Facebook

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."

by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018