Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

by phenomenicphobia June 17, 2015

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Derek Lucks

The main villain of websesies Meta Runner. A true capitalist cunt who cares mostly about the dollars over human lives.

Derek Lucks really is a money loving bastard.

by DerekLucks December 25, 2020

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Derek Morgan

Chocolate Thunder, the hottest FBI agent in the BAU.

Derek Morgan is such a sex god.

by .bottom.for.levi. March 22, 2022

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Derek is a very kind and loving person. EVERYONE needs a Derek in their life. You can tell anything to him without feeling judged and he’ll be honest with what he says to you. He gives great advice , sometimes it’s too straight up. He’s always there for you no matter what. I love Derek he is the best person i’ve ever met in my life and I never want to lose him :)

~ C

person - “ hey Derek D can I talk to you about something serious ?”

Derek D - “ yeah what’s up you know i’m here for you always ?”

by Monkey ! March 26, 2023

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Derek Roberds

A sexy stud! That’s in love with a girl named Lace! Very kind hearted an sweet. Give you the shirt off his back kinda guy.

Any girl would be lucky to have a Derek Roberds

by BigD89 October 5, 2021

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Derek Jeter

The Rear Admiral of the New York Yankees.

Derek Jeter used to be the Captain of the Yankees, but after Joe Girardi found him parking the Winnebago in Jorge Posada, he promoted him to Rear Admiral.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

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