Season Blocked

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill

Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!

by Wintera83 September 15, 2018

Block 13

A Kuwaiti animated television series that serves as the Arabic adaptation of the popular American adult animated television series, South Park. It was created and directed by Nawaf Salem Al-Shammari and aired on Kuwait TV in November 27th, 2000, running until December 5th, 2002. It was the first animated TV series to be produced in the Persian Gulf region.

Unlike South Park, which is adult-oriented, Block 13 was meant for families and children of all ages.

by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023

Karma Blocking

The act of not upvoting for an arbitrary reason and declaring it to the world. Typically results in no praise and the karma blocker looking like an asshole.

Jack: "I would upvote, but the counter is already at 69, hahaha"
Bob: "Hey man, stop Karma Blocking and just give them their upvote"

by natelikesfun January 29, 2020

Simp-Block

When a public action is taken against a male/female streamer that makes their simps support them less.

The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...

When Keemstar announced that Pokimane had a boyfriend he really simp-blocked her.

Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block

by Doubletheblack May 20, 2020

Dock Block

The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.

Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.

Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!

by Master Baiting July 8, 2012

couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 29, 2012

bro-block

Similar any event, person, or activity that one prevent one from spening time with his/her friends or bros.

My parents always bro-block me, they never let me go to parties.

Joe's girlfriend consitently bro-blocks him, always demanding that he spend time with her and not with his bros.

by 69div323 December 9, 2008