Keta-tears

Tears that does not come from sadness or any other feelings, but strictly as a course of beeing smashed through time and spare.

"it's just keta-tears, dont worry friends"

by OpelKadetja+KajBajer December 18, 2021

Leftist Tears

A Meme capturing the constant outrage of the left wing extremists in America. Typically used with a mug a of tears drank by Kermit the Frog, or a bottle of gun cleaning oil.

Men can't compete in women's sports now? How about a good ole cup of leftist tears.
Free Speech was upheld today? How about good ole cup of leftist tears.

by Bathhouse Barry May 19, 2023

bukkake tears

When multiple people jiz into the eyes of a person and the jiz runs down their face like tear drops

Me and the boys blew into that whores eyes until she cried bukkake tears

by FuckWA January 12, 2016

soft tears

The tears you shed between not crying and sobbing - silently crying. Not very intensely.

I was binge-watching Grey's but I had to stop cause every other episode I would cry soft tears.

by WhiteBokChoy June 27, 2016

tear at the bush

Performing a sexual act on a female with an excess of pubic hair.

"Man, I had to tear at the bush to get at anything from that 18 year old."

by hotdogpoo January 7, 2009

Cummy Tears

v. When the male figure is in the position of recieving good dome from a bitch and he shoots a huge load in her mouth, and upon doing so, he makes her cry, producing a rather juicy, sticky form of the human tear.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....oh, and your mom died earlier today in a car accident"

by rk June 8, 2004

near tears

a feeling of rapture

This flash animation has rendered me near tears

by Bungalow Bill November 14, 2001