Swiss Army Tea Bag

When a man with peni (more than one penis) resembling a swiss-army knife uses the comb component to straighten a girl's eyebrows while she tea bags him.

Chadwell: Hey Billiam, last night Sarah-Beth definitely swiss army tea bagged me.

Billiam: Why did she do that?

Chadwell: Because her eyebrows were all out of whack.

by Chicago AJ May 15, 2009

swass

The word is derived from the term "swamp ass" (not 'sweat ass like some have been led to believe). The term is, however, defined as "sweaty ass".

Man, I would like to go out to eat with you guys, but after the softball game I really developed some SWASS, so I have to go home and change first.

by Denney June 11, 2006

rusty swiss

the act in which a man fists his lady friend while holding a whole pig, and wanking using the tweesers of a swiss army knife into her hair while she makes toast to the sound of a yelling burrito.

"Hear about Liam Iles? i heard he rusty swissed his sis"

"I heard he finished himself off!"

"Was the pig OK?"

by KBJM December 17, 2008

Swass

As known as "Swamp Ass"

I've been moving furniture all day in this heat and have total swass.

by Aucado August 8, 2012

swissmiss

heaps cool swiss chick from central switzerland

I might be a swissmiss...hmmm

by missli April 20, 2007

Swiss Roll

When a man is getting a blow job and he throws up on his dick and the girl continues to blow him

Dude that Swiss Roll last night really hit the spot after a night of getting schwasty. I was back at the bar minutes later!

by Cialis September 2, 2011

Swiss Snowball

After going down on your man, you let him cum into your mouth. However, rather than spitting or swallowing, keep it in your mouth, then slowly go up to his lips for a kiss, pushing his man juice into his mouth with your tongue.

Guy 1: This chick totally gave me a swiss snowball...
Guy 2: Oh dear god what is that?
Guy 1: Let me put it this way - I'll never cum in her mouth again, now I know how it tastes.

by Eleanorr_eccy June 27, 2010