Swag

A word that many people abuse because they're fucking stupid. Swag DOES NOT mean Something We Americans Got, you retards. It originally meant Sealed With A Gift and was given to celebrities as rewards. But I hate swag because God dammit kids use it, slenderman uses it, Even the dictionary has a spot for swag I mean cause fuck it, right? JUST FUCK IT.

I'm swagalitious, motherfuckers

by Swagalitious August 25, 2013

Swag

The most annoying fucking word you will ever hear.

Guy 1: Yo, I got total swag
Guy 2: (Smashes Guy 1's head with a hammer)

by Someperson3435 April 20, 2013

SWAG

SWAG comes from a 1960s gay club it means: Secretly We Are Gay. So if you're straight don't say this.

person: SWAG
other person: that means you're gay

by lileah November 18, 2020

Swag

Those faggot queer people who wear basketball shorts, nike shirts, those shitty elite socks, and those gay basketball shoes. Usually plays basketball and thinks he's a ladies man although hes probably a gaybo in disguise. Generally one of those people who says they fucked your mom when you beat them in Call of Duty.

Swag: "I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU BITCH!"

Person: "You must be a Swag."

by Long-Sleeve Pants November 29, 2014

Swag

It means "Secretly We are Gay" It's a group made in the 60's

Guy 1 : I got that swag
Guy 2 : That means Secretly We Are Gay Dumbass
Guy 1 : Shit.

by SpaceChicken June 12, 2017

Swag

A meaning less, pointless word. Made to define your outfit and appearance as "cool"

yo man you have a lot of swag today
yeah man I just woke up with swag
swag?

swag

by 2005 January 8, 2015

Swag

An inherent ability to sexually attract others which is generally non-conforming to what popular culture resorts to when attempting the same. An attitude, look, and way of carrying oneself which draws attention to that individual on a gluttural level, bypassing the conscious mind of the observer. In need of some serious and prolonged fucking.

I can't put my finger on it but that chick's got serious swag.

by Noapologies December 3, 2014