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mexican superman

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.
Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.
by PhillipD33zNutZ April 24, 2020
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blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.
by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021
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Post-it Superman dat hoe cape

Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.
Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!
by Crunchyness June 1, 2009
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Black Superman

An alcoholic cocktail originated in the Bay Area. The Black Superman is a potent drink and only the strong will survive it. BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse has perfected this drink. Definitely not for the lightweights. After a few of these, you’ll believe you can fly too.

The recipe is as follows:

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda (optional)
Float 1/2 oz Chambord
Garnish with lemon or Maraschino cherry
Bartender, I’ll have a Black Superman. I plan on going up, up and away tonight.”
by KaezTheGreat July 10, 2018
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zombie superman

Look out! Here comes zombie superman! He can't be killed!
by Scared shitless October 11, 2004
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St Cloud Superman

A man who one day in the late 90s decided he needed to 'protect' the city of St Cloud MN. He perched himself at a highly noticed intersection of town, 25th Ave and Divison St. the former home of a small Dairy Queen. He work a tight fitting, cut muscle style, Superman tshirt and donned a large American flag on a pole. He could be seen at this location for quite something until he was trespassed from the property and adjoining businesses for harassment to customers.

To this day in 2021 he still is seen driving the streets of ol StC in his same shirts (much, MUCH larger) and flags to more draw up fights with locals.
Sarah...'wanna go to go to DQ and get a blizzard?'
Julie...'NO WAY! St Cloud Superman is out there again and being really creepy! Let's go to the Red Barn instead!'
by ElleNels February 4, 2021
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crank dat superman

cum on a girls back and stick the covers on her back, when it dry it will be stuck.
i met this girl and i crank dat superman on da hoe
by diamon chey April 7, 2008
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