When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.
by Whizza22 December 15, 2023
When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.
Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.
I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.
Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.
Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
by Elp3nguino11 February 28, 2014
Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.
Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..
by The Working Dead July 01, 2016
Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.
"Heard of monkeygate?"
"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."
"I'm concerned about how you know that."
"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."
"I'm concerned about how you know that."
by caseyvet December 14, 2023
Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.
Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.
Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself
Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo
Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo
by cameltoeshow February 12, 2016
by magicalonso January 29, 2022
A very skinny man who loves to eat but never gains weight?he is the sibling of quitos and is very powerful
by The chemestar secretary July 14, 2021