Skip to main content

side stitch

When fat people run their side, Normally in the ribcage area is in the most extreme pain anyone has ever felt. Some would say worse than pregnancy.
Gurtrude: I have a side stitch.
John: Fat ass
by Dingleberry Cutter May 21, 2024
mugGet the side stitch mug.

Stahl Stitch

The term "Stahl Stitch" or sometimes called “husband stitch” refers to a controversial and medically unnecessary practice where, after a woman has a vaginal tear or episiotomy during childbirth, an extra stitch is added during the repair — supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter than before birth, often for the presumed sexual benefit of the male partner.
"No one told her what the Stahl Stitch meant, only that it was ‘for her husband,’ a phrase that stayed with her far longer than the pain."
by Kmoney9 April 29, 2025
mugGet the Stahl Stitch mug.
Related Words

Stahl Stitch

The "Stahl Stitch" refers to an extra, unnecessary suture that may be added to a woman’s perineum after childbirth, supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter for a male partner's sexual pleasure. It is not a medically supported practice.
After childbirth, the doctor added an Stahl Stitch, saying it would make sex better for her husband. She later experienced pain and discomfort.
by Kmoney9 April 30, 2025
mugGet the Stahl Stitch mug.

bitches give me stitches

A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".
Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches
by SpizyFishtTacoz December 10, 2013
mugGet the bitches give me stitches mug.

Coven of stitches

Refers to a group of dedicated seamstresses/seamstressers (tailors).

Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.

The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.
When I realized that the completion of my Elizabethan costumes were running late, I enlisted a coven of stitches to help me finish in time for the masquerade.
by angeet May 22, 2014
mugGet the Coven of stitches mug.

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
by My car has broken down August 24, 2018
mugGet the I’ve stitched my bumhole up mug.

In great stitches

When you laugh from hearing a big funny joke
She was telling a joke that put me in great stitches
by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021
mugGet the In great stitches mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email