stump hung

Nailing the dick of a sexual predator to a tree stump with a wide head 10 penny nail, miles from passers-by. Leaving said sexual predator nailed to the stump with only a small lightweight knife to "free" himself with by cutting off his dick or die from exposure.

Imagine a greasy country boy with no dick! He was stump hung.

by TacoSauceKidd February 21, 2011

Stumpy

Someone who very short and often has a very awkward personality. This word is most frequently used on The Fresh Prince of Bel-air when describing Carlton.

“Hey stumpy!”

by B.Gar October 13, 2018

stump jumper

Refers to a type/sub-brand of mountain bike.

The Stumpjumper was one of the earliest bona fide production mountain bikes —- a fact Specialized is trumpeting as the Stumpjumper turns 25 years old in 2006. The first two mass produced mountain bikes were sold in 1982: the Specialized Stumpjumper and Univega Alpina Pro. The word is actually "stumpjumper" instead of "stump jumper."

by PaulaForUrban December 30, 2007

Stumped

When a girl takes too much Viagra and her clitoris becomes so engorged its forms a stump.

I took some of my dad's Viagra i was soo stumped all day!

I got a proper stump on from that viagra... best day ever... I was so hard

by Roofies & Stumps January 8, 2018

baby stump

A baby wrapped in a blanket that looks like it doesn't have arms or legs.

Hey Dave, do you have any baby stumps?

by Matterr January 15, 2006

stumpy joe

the original drummer in the british rock band "spinal tap"

It's too bad that stumpy joe choked on someone else's vomit; he was such a great drummer.

by Laura Ashley Lewis November 2, 2006

Stump fucking

When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.

"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"

by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008