strawberry flavored lube

So this guy went into his moms closet to find dress socks. In the pile of socks he finds strawberry flavored lube. He is now scarred for life and his friends call him strawberry.

Person 1: "hey I found strawberry flavored lube in my moms closet the other day"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"

by Kid1165654 January 12, 2014

taste like strawberries

the womans heat taste so sweet its almost as good as a strawberry

man 1: wow it tastes so sweet..taste like strawberries

by niall william horan January 20, 2021

Strawberry Popsicle

The tricky task of getting head after fucking a girl on her period. Bonus points if a second girl gives you head after you fucked the first while she was on her rag......

Piece-on-the-side "B" gave Kingsize a Strawberry Popsicle after he was done riding the red tide with gf "A"

by Kingsize January 26, 2006

Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie

When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.

1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!

by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 28, 2007

strawberry jelly

when a girl straddles your face and you commence to eat her out when she surprises you with a little squirt of menstrual fluid. You try to get her off of you but she's just too involved in riding your dome-piece that you are forced to lick the strawberry jelly off her brisket.

Jim: "Hey Mike; toast for breakfast?"
Mike: "No appetite, I got enough strawberry jelly last night."
Martin: "Eww"
Vince: "Yum"
Jay: "Let's find some bitches on the rag"
Ankeet: "I prefer a fine nutella spread"

by Midship UC March 24, 2008

Strawberry Talk

A small talk or chit-chat, usually on the phone or online, that two lovers exchange. The content of these talks is usually of a flattering (though not to say insincere) nature. The two lovers talk of their, well, love for each other and praise one another's good aspects. These can include (but are not required to have) elements of sexual suggestion or innuendo.

Note: The Best Friends of the male lover hate these, as they feel it invades on "Bro Time". See: BBH

"Oh, look, it's Jim on his cell again, having those little strawberry talks with Angela. Doesn't he know how gay that makes him?"

by TheCrowVictorious June 21, 2009

Strawberry Shake

Have sex with your girl on her period.
Pull out and have her suck your bloody cock while you blow your load into her mouth.

That's a Strawberry Milkshake.

If you're lucky, she'll even have a strawberry milkshake-moustache!

"What'd you do this weekend?"
'Oh, the ex came over and I made her some strawberry shakes. ;) '

by MilkshakinMcGee August 30, 2013