Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

blow storm

when multiple men or women fight each other for a blow job becomes a blow storm

Rachel and bonnie were fighting over who should suck freddy's dick becoming a blow storm

by Daspooks September 28, 2015

Bored storm

means boring moment

Dat was a bored storm ova da weekend

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 May 30, 2018

clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm

person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm

by LGBTBBQ June 3, 2018

snowy of the storm

A snowy is someone who is always there for you, and will be super nice to you. a snowy of the storm, however, is someone who has seen and been through a lot wit you, but still holds on. If you've been pushing down a snowy, they will either reject you because you are a bad friend, or they will turn into a snowy of the storm, who will try to make you happy, although they are suffering. Another way to find a snowy of the storm is to find someone who has been verbally of physically abused in their life. They will generally try to be nice, although they may be silent due to abuse from speaking up. Be nice to snowies of the storm, as they have usually been through a lot.

Person 1: Aww. What happened to snowy?
Person 2: Person BAD called her a poopy head.
Person 1: Oh no....... She is now a snowy of the storm.......
Person 2: Don't worry! She'll still be an awesome person because snowies are strong and they never stop.

by comicArtlov3 August 7, 2019

Trumpical storm

A weather system, either a hurricane or tropical storm, which follows the path in the mind of the president at any given moment and is, as such, extremely unpredictable as to where it is going. This storm follows a path of destruction through areas of the president's brain which has been aggravated by questions which challenge his grasp on reality and his competence, and are therefore a direct offence to his sense of direction, and so of the hurricane's path.

She unleashed a Trumpical storm in her family when she went three days without sleep and Twittered herself into Making America Great Again by raining on a democratic parade.

by ForgetMeKnot! September 9, 2019