stiff jerky

Another word for a erect penis

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky

by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018

Stiff Neck

You need a stiff neck in order to withstand bullets

Stiff neck reduces whiplash

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

stiff

any uncomfortable, sus situation or state of being.

“yo this is mad stiff let’s dip”

by sarah d, carly s & paul p November 13, 2017

Stiff Lifts

Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.

Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."

by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013

Stiff Finger

Almost killing a character in a video game and panicking for a milisecond causing you to lose the kill.

Dude, you totally just stiff fingered that guy.

by Nightside September 23, 2017

Stiff-Fanny

A deli girl with a twisted mind.

Also has a stiff fanny for all the old daddies

Stiff-fanny That Steph girl really is a STIFFFANNY

by ??? Hi December 5, 2021

Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘

Ugh see that Eva Morgan she has such a stiff Bob💘

by Rachell McM November 4, 2020