stanley tech

a school were bare batti man attend

i aint go stanley i might get raped

by dont worry July 13, 2003

Stanley Cup

Honestly, the ugliest and most exaggerated trophy in all of sports. Unlike all other trophies, you would not know this is the championship cup for hockey if you looked at it. It looks more like an artifact that belongs in a church to represent the Holy Grail.

It got its name from its creator, a guy named the Lord Stanley of Preston, who was governor of Canada at the time. He bought a decorative punch bowl (Yes, a punch bowl) and made it the trophy. He had the words "Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup" engraved on one side of the outside rim, and "From Stanley of Preston" on the other side.

Person 1: What the hell is this sport, and what the hell is that massive thing he's carrying over his head?

Person 2: It's hockey, and that's the Stanley Cup they win as champions.

Person 1: Dear God...

by Trip'n June 24, 2010

Stanley Steamer

When you take a dump in a girl's mouth and proceed to mouth fuck her.

I was having sex with Betty, when it dawned on me that a Stanley Steamer would top off the experience.

by Steve Hancock December 14, 2008

stanley lennon

The best boyfriend a guy could ask for! Greatest Smile ever!

Stanley Lennon is sooo dreamy!

by jollygreengiant1481 January 12, 2016

stanley stinker

An intentional "toot" or loud fart that can clean a room in the blink of an eye

I feel a Stanley Stinker cooking

by Deez Noogers July 4, 2016

Stanley cupped

The act of a virgin who has an STD from being kissed by many hockey players

I didn't even sleep with her! How did I get herpes,? Must have been Stanley cupped

by In the hat April 2, 2017

Stanley Steamer

When a person gives a male a reach around and that said male farts in their face.

Male: Would you like to give me a Stanley Steamer?
Female: Sure?

by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017