waste of spunk

When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"

Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk

by Drivetribe January 14, 2018

Spunk-Lobbing

Competitive Masturbation

"If they are gonna allow climbing to be an Olympic sport, then they may as well allow spunk-lobbing" - Owen Murphy

by Dessy C July 20, 2016

Spunk dump

One who allows herself to be used like Barrymore bumboy

Look at miss Romanus acting like a real spunk dump

by THE BOSS 12 July 9, 2019

Spunk brothers

When 2 good friends both ejaculate inside the same woman and the sperm joins together into 1. Similar to becoming blood brothers through pricking each others fingers.

John and Paul where so happy that Emily let them use her to become spunk brothers

by DonBay March 7, 2020

Spunk Boogies

Small, usually isolated bits of congealed gelatenous matter either from natural genital or artificial lubrication that have the tendency to cling to the anterior portion of a female's vaginal lips, penis or marital aid after the lubricating properties have diminished a little. Their formation is generally tied directly to extended periods of penetrative sex by the penis or other marital aid as the friction of unabating thrusting and the air temperature combine affecting the stickiness and clingability of the small globules that have formed. In close up pussy pics sometimes mistaken for bits of toilet tissue. Usually white in color, tasteless and benign. When dry can be difficult to remove from bedding and clothing.

After we fucked for hours there were Spunk Boogies everywhere because we were too lazy to clean up afterwards!

by CT Hunter July 6, 2021

spunk geyser

A spunk geyser is when you pull out and fire a load across the room. Like Gracia...

Please get a towel, because Mark shot a spunk geyser down the hallway...

by Tcal November 28, 2015

cuddle spunk

Wet spot after intercourse.

Susie rolled over and laid in the cuddle spunk.

by Roscoe J November 23, 2013