spoon leg

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.

You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.

by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019

spoon state

A state of laughing so hard, you laugh at basically anything said to you.
It is called spoon state because people often check if youre in that state by saying "spoon" and seeing if you laugh

man 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
man 2: why?
man 1: to get to the other side
man 2 laughs hysterically
stops laughing
man 1: spoon.
man 2 starts laughing again and dies
(man 2 is in spoon state)

by noyza June 17, 2020

spoon jockey

Someone who be going against they race and shit.

Chris Chan is a spoon jockey white boy

by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020

spooners

people who make up the spoonkid fanbase

"whats up spooners?" -spoonkid

by Deljanney Jorbello May 17, 2021

spoon toes

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.

Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt June 4, 2021

wooden spoon wife

An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.

Jim just got married. Is she attractive? No she's a wooden spoon wife

by Jebby3 August 9, 2009

u spoon

means the same thing as u mad?

me: u spoon?
you: nop rly
me: yuno spoon?
you: yuso spoon...

by <Poker.png> October 6, 2011