Sponto

Spontaneous Erection - when a male's penis becomes erect for no *conscious* reason; or for an obvious reason(presence of a beautiful woman) but without the male intending it to happen.

I was sitting at my desk reading an email when I suddenly noticed I had a sponto! Had to tuck it into the side of my jeans and sit with my crotch fully under the desk!

I was on the date with Jane when I suddenly felt a sponto come on - I had to take my time with my coffee until it was gone before I could go get the bill!

by Quoi de foutre? February 22, 2010

spoontang

a lovely warm spoon that you can suck on all you like!

*sucking on spoon*
you gettin a little 'poontang' ....'spoontang' there?

by another friendly contributor to society November 6, 2003

spontubular

Scott made this up about 30 seconds ago.

I'm feeling abnormally spontubular today

by scott June 16, 2004

spotaneous

An impromtu break out on you face.

A : What's the matter?

B: I have a blind date in about an hour but I have a spotaneous crisis!

by aint it funny September 10, 2009

spontainiously combust

When u hold your farts in for too long and blow up

Wow, Kenny just spontainiously combusted!

by Peter Frank May 13, 2005

spoontang

well its not a poontang and its not a forktang but a spoontang... in other word it means your an idiot or a dumb ass or just a plain fuck up...

"fuck off you Spoontang", "God damn that guy is a Spoontang"

by moe February 25, 2005

Spontinudity

Gettting naked at weird or random times or places

"...and I was watching a disney movie wit my baby cousin and all of a sudden it was like DAMN, spontinudity....Snow Whites a freak, thats all I can say..."

by LilMerm October 31, 2003