jizzle sponge

A contraceptive sponge used for soaking up jism out of the vaginal crevice.

Damn bitch, that was so much jism that my jizzle sponge won't even soak it up.

by SalinaJones September 9, 2013

booze sponge

A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.

"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"

by helenahandbasket September 3, 2012

Butter Sponges

The last few pieces of popcorn at the bottom of the bowl that sucks up all the buttery goodness.

Jess: Are you done with the popcorn?

Trav: Are you not aware of the butter sponges!

Jess: Sorry I forgot.

Trav: No butter sponges for you!

by h8memucho November 9, 2011

dog sponge

When you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean

Me: Mom we don't have anything to clean with. I guess I don't have to do it!
Mom: Don't be silly! Use the dog sponge

by Bradly3679 July 29, 2017

Sponge and Gunge

The process of jacking off while showering

Dude 1: why did you take ages in the shower bro?
Dude: I was having a phatt sponge and gunge

by Lil Nish June 26, 2018

Sponge bars

Sponge bars are yellow xanax bars typically pressed with 2mg of etizolam or alprazolam. people call them sponge bars cause they look like sponge bob

derrick: im faded off sponge bars

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

sponge dope

sponge dope aka sponge bob dope is chunk dope / fent dope with a distinct yellow color, typically after being dyed with food coloring. Since bricks of yellow fent dope are square in shape, some have suggested they resemble Spongebob. As such, dealers and users often refer to yellow fent dope as sponge dope, bob dope, or sponge bob dope.

Gail: Man this sponge dope sure is fire and makes me nod so hard

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022