spitefuck

when you shag your ex's best mate, close friend, or sibling to get back at them.

"My ex boyfriend is shagging your ex girlfriend. How dare he! Those sort of people are out of bounds! we should probably fuck?" "spitefuck hey?"

by grape peach cherrie September 24, 2009

Pork Spit

Where you have a small women with a dick in her mouth and ass being suspended in the air between two men. Who are spinning her like a pig over an open fire.

Man! Joe and I put Lisa on a pork spit last night!

by Lolerinyourpants November 13, 2009

Spitetomatoes

Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.

"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"

"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"

by Jess DeBellis December 28, 2005

Windsor Spitfires

The greatest team in the world !

The Windsor Spitfires won the Memorial Cup in 2009 because they are amazing.

by spitsareamazingknightssuck February 10, 2010

Spit or swallow?

Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".

The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

spit

when a wave is so hollow it lets out a brief spray of water

Edd - "Dude, seriously, that spit at the end section almost blinded me"
Fred - "hahaha thats fuckn knarly bro"

by UGGGGHHHHHH April 22, 2008

Spit your game

To Flirt with a girl.

Hey Rob what are you doing. Im spitting my game with Julia and she is really liking it.
Ooh. You spit your game really good Rob.

by IOwnandpoon August 14, 2008