Splooge

Splooge is another way of saying semen

Oh my god I’m gonna splooge

by Chicken tikka masala 20552 February 12, 2025

Splooge-like

Having a thick, gooey, and viscous consistency; resembling the texture or appearance of a sticky or semi-liquid substance. Similar consistency to male semen.

The syrup was splooge-like.

by Richard Darius Nixon July 29, 2025

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

Anal Splooge

when after anal sex the semen dribbles from the anus

JORDAN "that was a good pounding"
LUKAS "sorry about the anal splooge on your dick"

by AnalSplooger May 30, 2018

Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.

"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"

by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019

concrete splooge

When the concrete pump hopper becomes low and the mixer driver is washing out into the hopper when he is not supposed to The pump operator notices and splooges concrete all over his face and truck. The concrete money shot.

Guy 1: Hey look mixer drivers washing out in your hopper again
Pump operator: "Time for the concrete splooge!" Pumps the water all out the back and all over the concrete truck

by Challbaby82 September 17, 2019

Thunder Splooge

A sexual act in which the male parter, as he is about to finish, pulls out, and produces a tazer. He proceeds to press the tazer against the female genetalia , shock her, and then finish over the affected area.

man1 " so, how was your night?"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"

by Djuken December 25, 2019