spalking

To talk with pride.

I was spalking about my accomplishments the other day.

by Fearunit December 4, 2017

SlabKing

A SlabKing is typically a high school student who just got their first truck and Donk it out. They tend to think they are in a “the fast and the furious” truck edition movie, and claim their “Race Truck” will beat just about any car. They typically travel in packs of other Donked out trucks listen to rap and vaping but at the same time claim to be country. You can find a SlabKing at just about any car meet or high school parking lot and they all tend to stick together squatted trucks and all. SlabKing is singular for a group of SlabKings.

Look at the SlabKings over there, I thought this was a car meet.

by TheCarGuys December 5, 2019

shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

by tess guadinino November 13, 2022

Drive By Slacking

The process of visiting a slack channel, asking a question, and never been seen again.

Don't bother answering that question, he is just drive by slacking.

by slackwise April 26, 2019

spanking the monkey

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)

Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha

by secksiLNKK February 15, 2006

Planking

When one lies in a stiff horizontal position (sometimes naked) on random objects or in random places. Eg) Walls, hedges, fire hydrants, cars, fences, lights, signs, trolleys etc. Usually accompanied by someone who takes a photo and posts it on the internet.

Catherine: dude can we go planking next week end in the city?

Emma: yeah that's MADD! Let's plank on the mcdonalds drive though sign!

by Shrimpyy June 9, 2011

Planking

Planking is a simple yet effective procedure.

When performing a Plank:

1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.

2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.

3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.

4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' will usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.

5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.

6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.

Shit johnny you are the king of planking

by handsomedanbeatsworking June 10, 2011