spaghetti

It is the hallowed name of the One who, by His Noodly Appendage and under the influence of the Holy Booze, has bestowed us this wonderfully imperfect world.

Flying Spaghetti Monster, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy Name...

Ramen.

by epichorns May 25, 2008

uh-oh spaghetti-o's

1. oh, shit
2. oops (sarcastically)

"Hey! you just made me drop all of my books!"
"uh-oh spaghetti-o's! *runs away laughing*"

by goog November 11, 2003

Spaghetti Nightmare

What devlops after you get so many wired accessories connected to any one television, computer, etc.
Usually consisting of live wires and wires from old, forgotten equipment (Turntables, anyone?)
It also maybe the doing of your phone or cable company. Why do you think those utility boxes are so freakin' huge?


Maybe also be used as another term for the food at Carrabba's Italian Grill.

Bob's old wiring gets tangled in with the rest of the Spaghetti Nightmare behind his TV.

Comcast adds it's own wiring to AT&T's Spaghetti Nightmare.

I ate at Carrabba's Italian Grill, it was a Spaghetti Nightmare.

by Brisk June 15, 2004

spaghetti coma

When you have eaten a lot of spaghetti or any other comparable pasta and minutes after eating all motor functions slow down and you really want to pass out.

1. Bill: "I made the mistake of eating spaghetti on my lunch break. I was in a spaghetti coma for the rest of my shift and my register wound up being short 200 dollars."

by wolfbert August 29, 2009

spaghetti hole

Based on the term Spaghettification in the book, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Spaghettification being the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong gravitational field, and is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black holes, makeing the spaghetti hole look alot like an anus.

If I stuck it in her colostomy bag wouldn't that be sticking it in her spaghetti hole by proxy?

by Dr. Spaghetti September 22, 2010

spaghetti arms

really ridiculously skinny arms, often associated with someone who uses their arms in their profession, such as basketball referee.

"wow that referee has some serious spaghetti arms, it must be Katie Potts!"

by old man mcmuffin June 13, 2013

eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti

Eat some spaghetti to forget your regret –

“Bro, I called my BFF stupid, she threw our friendship necklace down a bridge and said our friendship means nothing.“
“Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.“

by K o o k i e July 13, 2020