sandy chicken

when sand grains are on a mans dick and then has sex with a woman and tears the vaginal area up

Jack dipped his dick in the water at the beach then in the sand and had sex with Sally.

by zack February 4, 2005

Sandy Pearl

An invisible object that is created when someone has had the characteristics of a sandy vagina for too long (as sand in an oyster eventually becomes a pearl)

Felicia has been such a bitch this week, she even laid a sandy pearl.

by unome June 8, 2007

Sandy Andy

The act of getting a handjob and the women uses sand as lubrication.

How was your date with Jennifer last night?

She gave me a Sandy Andy!

by vagpounder696969 June 13, 2009

Spanky Ham

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights

Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)

by The Col. November 27, 2004

spandex boy

Another masked superhero affiliated with JXK. His signature costume is a pink leotard and green tights, coupled with a white mask over his eyes. Spandex Boy fights crime on the streets of the TNT with the aid of his trusty weapon, the Ass-Lasso™.

Oh my god, it's Spandex Boy! Get a camera! Get his autograph! Get a load of that spandex!

by Killboy November 26, 2003

Spandicular

Exclamitory phrase used when a guy or girl sees a hot guy/girl in tight spandex pants....woo hoo!

"OMG! See him!"
"Hell yes, look at them pants"
"SPANDICULAR!"

by Josh_am January 7, 2008

Spanditard

Form of insult to describe someone as being of low intelligence

Mike: 'What did you say John? You forgot to bring the beer to the party? Oh man...your such a spanditard.' Used mainly in Limerick, Ireland.

by Fifibooboo April 5, 2009