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error safe

That f*cking popup that asks you if you want to scan your computer. If you click yes, it scans it. If you click cancel, it scans it too.
what ever you do, do NOT download error safe.
Error safe is not safe.
by xoxxoxoxoo March 28, 2007
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skid safety officer

To piss on and clear away another mans skids in the pan after a good poo.
'I'm a skid safety officer sir, I'll clean that'

'Wow that's a mess, better do my duty as a skid safety officer and hose that down'
by BAZLEYSMASH December 4, 2015
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Occupational Health and Safety

Is a legislation to protect dumb people from themselves whilst putting others with intelligence though hours and hours of pointless and boring presentations so stupid rules and procedures can be implemented to annoy workers and reduce productivity.
Occupational Health and Safety

When replacing cuter blades ensure equipment is shut down and isolated before removing cover....
by ladam21 March 14, 2011
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Keep youtube safe

Something someone says they meant when they get judged for writing KYS (kill your self)
"Sorry, i meant 'keep youtube safe' please dont judge"
by hiiwanttodie June 10, 2018
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safeway

Safeway (3rd Planet in the Supermarket Solar System)
Population: 200 poorly paid employees, 20 young wannabes with nothing to but hang out at a supermarket on a Saturday night, 10 angry old people with stupid questions, 50 or so middle aged soccer mum species who consider themselves to be the most superior species on the planet, and 5 to 6 managers wandering aimlessly doing nothing.
Orbit: Around the planet is a vast asteroid like field of 4WD Class Space ships piloted by soccer mums. Extremely hostile and dangerous! Take caution!
Environment: Employees are regularly subjected to the hostile natives and are forced to endure seasonal carol music non-stop for a month.
Recommendation: Avoid AT ALL COSTS!
"I got past the Soccer Mum asteroid field only to be rammed to death by a roving granny with a walking frame!"
by Employee November 30, 2003
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Safety Koopa

Red-shelled koopas, as seen in Super Mario Bros., who are safety-conscious, and won't walk of ledges.
"Watch out for that koopa, up on that ledge!"
"It's okay, Alex. Safety koopas don't jump off ledges."
by Kahlil Robinson June 13, 2007
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