Southern Social

A family reunion in the south that ends in sex

That southern social left me real sore after my brother joined in.

by ClassieGlass February 11, 2020

Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

Southern Cocktail

A lesbian act where one of the partners inserts a large dildo into her rectum and has intercourse with the other vaginally.

My girlfriend just gave me a sweet southern cocktail last weekend.

by POLISH BIKERIDE October 19, 2010

Southern crickets

This can be an analogy for and STD or an analogy for both male and female or other genitalia

“Hey, do you want to see my southern crickets”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”

by Max_im_cunty_bitch May 24, 2019

Southern Circumcision

Shotgun a beer, insert flacid penis into shotgun hole and fuck it aggressively. Shotgun blood/cum mix

James performed a southern circumcision at that party last night

by yeetog July 12, 2022

southern hallelujah

southern belles that make any man wanna be with them

damn that girl is a southern hallelujah

by MikeTheCountryBoy February 5, 2018

Southern fuck

What northerners call southerners that don't want to work.

I'll work with yoose guys, unlike that southern fuck.

by Bigslongsurvivor March 24, 2022