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other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.
other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.
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An ironic and often insulting way to describe something that you expect to be large but is in fact incredibly small. Can be used when you start saying gigantic and change mid sentence.
Girl: Wow that football player is gigantic-ally small.
Girl: Oh god your cock is so big! It is (has a look) gigantically small... Get away from me you loser.
Canteen lady: That soup ladel is gigantically small, wow it is so small isn't it?
Girl: Oh god your cock is so big! It is (has a look) gigantically small... Get away from me you loser.
Canteen lady: That soup ladel is gigantically small, wow it is so small isn't it?
by blissyu2 November 18, 2010
Get the Gigantically small mug.Pronounced like molasses (muh-las-iz), it is someone who has a small or below average sized ass. It isn't a medical diagnosis, it is simply the fact that someone has a small ass. It can be used as a name to call someone with a small ass, like a nickname, or it can be used to describe the person's ass directly. When figuring out if someone has smallasses, you only take the size of the butt cheeks into account. Quality and color of the ass are not relevant, nor is the gender of the person. You don't need to see their bare ass cheeks to make the decision that they have smallasses either. Simply giving them a friendly grope can help you determine. Typically, if you can fit most of one of your hands around one of their butt cheeks, that is a good sign of smallasses.
Hey, smallasses! Get over here!
I walked past Tim today on the way to close and I noticed he had smallasses.
I walked past Tim today on the way to close and I noticed he had smallasses.
by Jaremo July 13, 2012
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just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches
just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches
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A nickname given to those who are called sam, or samuel. Pronounced like pamalar, but with a S.
Ususally are right muppets, or behave like Fools. The name itself however is a privilage, and if you get called such a name you should be eternally greatfull. Samalar's are usually funny creatures, rather small and funny looking.
Ususally are right muppets, or behave like Fools. The name itself however is a privilage, and if you get called such a name you should be eternally greatfull. Samalar's are usually funny creatures, rather small and funny looking.
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