snurgery

act of sniffing bicycle seats

Basil's flat was raided where hundreds of bicycle seats were discovered and he was arrested for felony snurgery.

by nino nittichi June 14, 2014

Snorfer

A person so short and low to the ground, That when they fart it blows dust in their eyes.

I'm not saying she's short but my floors are dust free from that Snorfer.

by Branson bad May 27, 2016

snuffer

a hater

carter is such a snuffer

by clover.smith September 23, 2018

Snorfer

A man compelled to sniff the bicycle seat of a lady who recently dismounted, preferably a large sweaty woman

Look at that guy racing to the bike stand to sniff that seat. He must be a snorfer!

by Slicknquick August 2, 2019

Surfer eboy

A sexy man with black shorts his nails painted and a surf board his smokin hot absssssss sexyyyyyyy mannnnnnnnnn eboy surfer daddys

I fucked a hot surfer eboy

Me too

by Daniel Seaveys bae October 28, 2019

Snarfer

One who purposely smells their own farts or farts of others; one who attempts to eat their own fart bubbles while in the water

John was sitting in the hot tub trying to eat his fart bubbles , what a snarfer; joe stuck his head down by his ass and smelt hit own fart, what a snarfer.

by Can you feel it now Mr.Krabs? March 28, 2020

surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.

daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!

by redheads are hot May 8, 2020