P&O Session

A sexual encounter of the Roll on Roll off kind, performed by selfish/incompetent lovers. A bit like the P&O ferry.

Eric Pickles excitedly wheezed his way up the stairs. Tonight was his weekly P&O session with Mrs Pickles...with Mars bars for after...

by triffidsfortea September 8, 2012

Depression session

A group of people in a preferabley dark room, lit by a black light or a dull coloured light, smoking large amounts of marijuana, usually into the early hours of the morning.

Some Guy: "Ok, if we all put in, we can buy a quarter ounce."
Some Other Guy: "Okay, then we'll have a depression session at That Guy's house."

by Tokin' Smokin' July 4, 2006

Session

1. (noun) In traditional Irish/Scottish music circles, an informal gathering of musicians for the purposes of playing tunes, having a few drinks, and socializing. A related (but not identical) term would be "jam session."
2. (verb) To play traditional music with another musician.

1. I'm going to bring my fiddle to the session in the hopes of getting in some tunes.
2. When the Chieftains came to town, we all sessioned until 3 A.M.

by Omra Ni'Rosach October 26, 2005

Jeff Session

When a bunch of white guys jerk off together while watching cuck porn.

Hey, we're gonna have a Jeff Session tonight...can you and Chad bring a rack of Coors Light and some lube?

by Little Ochie May 7, 2018

session your bassoon

to have a prostate operation

If you can't piss, maybe you should session your bassoon.

by hahhhhhhh September 26, 2006

snebs

a gnarly way to say "yeah"

that shit was wild
snebs dawg, snebs

by eth December 6, 2006

Stink Session

An act that consists of the following in the respected order. The act is typically performed between a male and female. The act begins with the male and female, shitting, on each other. This is then followed by the male and female tossing each others salad, thus having a mouth smeared with poop. The act ends with the male and female making out. The act can also end with the male packing the females fudge, followed by her giving him, bobs.

John and Natalie each had to take a shit and both were horny and weird, so they had a stink session

by Mr. Pistol Pete May 12, 2006