Shapping

A bastardisation of the words "shitting" and "fapping".
It is the act of masturbating while defecating at the same time.

"I need to go take a shit"

"Then why are you grabbing lube?"

"shapping."

"ew..."

by That guy that has nothing else June 11, 2017

Key Slapping

A person who slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.

by The Big 'O' August 3, 2007

Honking Horn and Slapping Corn

Grabbing boobs and slapping asses

Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.

by Baldmormon March 16, 2020

Texas Snapping Turtle

Plain and simply a vagina

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005

Slapping the bass

Slapping the bass is a sexual term and means to masturbate

Slapping the bass hard will cause a string to break

by L0llerc0aster June 4, 2010

slappin' bones

to play dominoes

Homies at the table slappin' them bones.

by devon December 3, 2003

clam slapping

When two lesbian chickies have hardcore vagina-to-vagina sex.

"Omg, did you hear about Kelsey and Heather clam slapping last night I heard it was hot"

by DalllyPwns November 21, 2006