Snack Monster

A person who eats snacks more than actual meals

I had no time to eat lunch, so I had a bag of chips and 2 granola bars today like a true snack monster

by Whaler Jake November 13, 2014

Snack Den

An official 'Snack Den' compromises of two sofas pushed together to create a bed like space. Once a snack den is created it must be occupied for a minimum of 6 hours with users bringing a constant supply of snacks and dressed in nothing smarter than tracksuit bottoms and old jumpers. The first rule of the snack den is that no one can enter the snack den without snacks.

'Lib, I'm so hungover, lets get in the snack den'
'Not before we go spend our student loans on snacks'

by GuernseyGal February 7, 2015

Snack jacking

The act of masterbating while simultaneously eating chocolatate pudding and being choked.

Megan brought over a six pack of pudding and helped Steve as he was snack jacking

by sefawley May 31, 2016

wank slacks

A pair of trousers (usually an old pair of jogging bottoms with an elastic waistband) in which a male can comfortably masturbate whilst wearing, thus creating warmth on a cold night without the need for a duvet or blanket.

Called fap slacks across the Atlantic.

"I see mikes got his wank slacks on, guess we know what he'll be doing later!"

by 240490 September 21, 2012

Fruple Sacks

A fruple sack is the little pouch that can form below one's nipples.

Did you see the Fruple Sacks on that stripper

by Jimmy Skittles December 17, 2011

frickity frack snickity snack

A way to curse in front of a younger sibling or That One Friend Who Can't Stand Swear Words.

You: Fu--
Them: That's a bAd wOrD, don't say it out loud!
You: Oh my bad, frickity frack snickity snack this shi--
Them: Excuse you

by ashdfkljfhd;asd9ofahdfgn November 6, 2020

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights

British way of saying "chips"

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021