The lovely portion of real-estate portrayed by a peach of a pussy resembling what looks like the aftermath of a precisely aimed axe wound. Often times there is no inner labia in the presence of a pristine 'Cooter Slit'. After sight of a well kept 'Cooter Slit', a raging hard-on typically follows.
I was just getting ready to get dirty with this girl and as I go to pull off her panties, I've got a perfect 'Cooter Slit' winking at me. The blood that rushed to my dick so quickly damn near gave me a stroke...
by jZampage April 26, 2011
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Get the Slithered mug.1) Your slimy beaver is the nastiest smelling that I have ever fucked.
2) I would not hit that slimy beaver with a ten foot pole.
2) I would not hit that slimy beaver with a ten foot pole.
by j-rod and amanda April 28, 2005
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Get the [slit-stopper] mug.The unpleasant result of an attempted bowel movement while one is gloriously inebriated and sitting on the stool, but while wearing long johns and being too glued up to realize the "slit" was not parted sufficiently to pass the turd, resulting in the movement being accidentally retained in the long johns and causing great ongoing grief amongst friends and famliy alike. Things like this are "why they call him Grodee".
"Grotee came back late that night, went to the men's room and shit his slit. I'm glad I didn't have to do his laundry."
by That's Why They Call Him Grodee November 30, 2003
Get the shit your slit mug.I to slither out of the house because I was grounded.
by Sheariah April 18, 2006
Get the slither mug.n. (orig. Scotland) A person who lacks hand to mouth co-ordination and as a result makes a messof their clothing and/or the surrounding environment.
by Aarathon November 23, 2004
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