Santa’s Baptism

When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)

I did Santa’s Baptism last night.

by Convinced Felon December 21, 2020

Santa Flush

What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.

Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.

by Telephony December 23, 2021

shot santa

Shot Santa is a jolly individual that buys multiple rounds shots and passes them out at the bar

"Tom bought 4 rounds of fireball for the whole bar last night.

I know - he was Shot Santa!"

by Candy gee November 20, 2013

Friday Santana

Australia’s Friday Santana made a rapid ascent to fame after identifying as a R&B young legend. After getting recognition from Ski Mask The Slump God early in his career, Friday decided to roll with it and released his single featuring Ski Mask which him and Ski had worked on early 2018. Shortly after the release, the track caught flame and achieved hundreds of thousands of streams on Spotify in a matter of weeks along with several millions on Apple Music and remains one of his biggest records to date. Taking a look into his discography, Friday has managed to take over the culture on his terms filtering R&B with records like “Evil Girls” and “All I Know”. Friday has stuck to his mysterious appearance and heartless-like character he displays with his music over the years. The mystery has been a well spoken about topic but the artist’s response to it all was, “I’ve always thought that the art should be your power, not the image. The image is the face of the art however it can be a distraction, so I’d just rather let my music talk for me instead, you know?” says Friday on an Instagram live 2020.

Friday Santana is the new face of Australia and R&B music.

by Justina Clarino February 27, 2021

santa sack

A general reference to male genitalia during the holiday season.

Ouch! you hit me in my "santa sack" with that snowball.

by Professor Dean Gullberry December 3, 2014

Santa

Fat ass who thinks flying around and breaking into people’s houses to give them presents is ok. He wears a red suit that’s size XXXXXXXXXXXXXL and has elves and reindeers as his slaves to take him places so he doesn’t have to walk. He makes them work all year round which is worst than how hitler treated the Jews(minus the killing part).He eats milk and cookies 24/7 and still manages to squeeze himself into the tiny ass sleigh.

Damn look at that whale, oh never mind that is Santa.

by fishinglover15 December 9, 2017

Solitary Bad Santa

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.

There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.

by Hodeesen December 13, 2010