Siretfel

The man with the biggest dick ever!
He is hot and a total fire!

Look at Siretfel's cock. It is the biggest I have ever seen!

He is so sexy. He is such a siretfel.

by Professor Davidson May 28, 2020

Siretfel

The man with the biggest dick ever seen!

His pennis is so big he is such a siretfel

by Professor Davidson May 28, 2020

Siri

Big wood and very smexy make ppl wet

Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Sirian Slip

When Siri (or other voice dictation assistant) types out not what you MEANT to say, but what you probably SHOULD have said, if you were being honest.

Tom: "We didn't have sex right away. We took her time."
Tom: "Sorry, Sirian Slip. That was supposed to say, 'We took OUR time.' "

by Ghandra December 16, 2020

Simit

Turkish sesame ring-shaped bread.

Black tea and simit are the best couple ever.

by kulkod January 13, 2021

siri

georgian slang for penis

1)dude you are so siri
2) I'll put siri on your face

by oqro kaci February 15, 2021

Scritch

/Scr-it-CJ/

Noun
What a blood calls a south side bitch. A scrap bitch.

Hey look at that scritch.

by Lish2cute January 24, 2021