simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

simile tourettes

the process of using like after every 3 words.

Sally: So like I went to like the mall yesterday and bought like three or five like useless things.

Mike: Bitch you've got simile tourettes.

by derpherpherpderp March 28, 2011

Simid

Verb; To be a pussy master, or in other terms get any girl regardless of what you look like, or what your occupation is.

Guy #1: Bro, did you see that little nerd simid that chick over at the bar just now?

Guy #2: Yeah man, what a lucky guy.

by igotyourmomontop June 16, 2011

simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.

When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.

by Bitchtits August 18, 2004

Simile

Excesive use of the word "Like" in conversation. (Eg. "It was like, so totally like awesome, like ya' know?")

Dude, widen your vocabulary, you're thowin' down too many similes.

by RobertBeezer May 24, 2010

Simping

To over think or over value a girl by listening to sad music or just thinking bout her.

I was simping over Jessica since I’ve been sliding in her dm’s.

by Thicc Snicker November 20, 2018

simpin

simpin is being sad over someone bc all you want them to do is love you🥺 usually includes listening to sad songs like love songs by kaash paige and yellow hearts

k**** is simpin over h****** ☹️.

by itsyagirlyogabbagabbaaa November 8, 2019