Simp

Isaiah.

Isaiah is such a fucking simp ngl.

by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020

Simp

A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.

Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.

by genie_in_the_lamp October 9, 2020

Simp

Someone who will go out of their way to please a person they like. Even though they don't even know they exist.

Simp: I just donated 10k on them, and not even a DM?!

Chad: Bro, you're a simp.

by IronicallyFunny February 23, 2021

Simp

It is a person who kisses up to women in an attempt to pull them. They end up getting friend zoned. Names are Michael, Mike and Mikhail and other names that are like those.

Your a simp

by Ur mom 67 May 18, 2020

Simp

Someone who has absolutely no chance with someone yet still gets their hopes up. Aka me.

I have no chance with him. Whatever. I’m a simp

by Weeboroki May 25, 2020

Simp

a term to address someone who likes the other person a lot and will do anything for them.

sarah gushed over liam the whole camping trip, he was the only thing she would talk about. therefore made her a simp for liam.

by deborah smiles April 14, 2022

Simp

•Someone who “rolls out the red carpet” for every female they encounter

•Horniest of horny

•Always doing anything to try and get every girl when they’re not interested

•Always ugly

1. Ayden Mann was being such a simp for all of the girls he knows
2. Ayden Is such a simp, he leaks someone’s nudes, dates the other, and has a crush on someone else.

by penissmeller69 June 8, 2020