Bird to Sign Time

This phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase "quarter mile time" when racing. Usually used by the inbreds when racing a POS truck against another POS truck. Imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.

"Hey Cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol' truck you have been haulin' that hay with?" "It's about 7.8 seconds I reckon." "Well shit, I suppose you would beat in my John Dear green tractor." "Damn straight, I'm packin' a 350 hemi supercharger in this bitch." "Your shittin me?"

by S_Diesel October 31, 2009

American Sign Language

The only sign language I know, which can be bad, because I am deaf, and I have been to other countries, such as Germany, Australia, and Serbia, and their Sign Language is far more complex than ours.

Russia is the hardest compared to American Sign Language...

by Mike B. Anderson January 10, 2008

signs of the apocalypse

The Fart Of An Elder

"The signs of the apocalypse will come soon" said the old man right before he farted.

by alex phelan May 15, 2006

signed off

A message indicating that a user from a network has left/exited.

What you don't want to see when you are talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tom: hey babe
Tom: you there?!
Tom: hellloooooooo?!!?
Tom: ARE YOU STILL THERE?!?!?!?!?!
\Tina has signed off.
Tom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
\The message has not been sent because the recipient is currently unavailable.

by Godknown April 7, 2006

signature

It is the new, hip way of describing something that is totally cool and unique. Another variant could be "signacha".

That restaurant we went to today was SO signature dude!" or "My kid is like no other. She's signature yo!

by stivaro August 19, 2010

Texas stop sign

n. a Dairy Queen restaurant

tounge-in-cheek slang common among Texas transplants

by wayfarer April 27, 2005

Peace Sign

The peace symbol, contrary to popular belief the peace symbol is two aviation flag symbol N and D. the peace symbol was first founded by a cult in 1946 that would promote worldly nuclear disbarment. Joining this cult would entail an extremely harsh beating, burning and sometimes partial drowning. Only after under going the ritual, only then could they wear the sacred symbol, more formally known as the Peace Sign. Also by wearing this symbol, would mean that you were dedicated to world wide disarmament of nuclear and biological weapons indefinitely; in other words you would stand in front of a detonation location; until death or detonation of weapon. This cult is now known as Greenpeace.

do you know what the peace sign means?
no
well you should look it up.

by walmartsandiego October 6, 2009