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English Shampoo

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.
"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."
by Wynne Sermons August 27, 2007
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shampoop

Blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. Can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that's boring.
Boy: "Mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?"

Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"

Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.
by momof4boys August 19, 2012
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Shampoo Effect

Similar to how adding water to a nearly empty shampoo bottle gives you "more shampoo", giving a small amount of alcohol to someone who was very drunk the night before, returns them to a drunk state.
Bro 1: "Damn, why is Alex so drunk right now? He's only had two drinks."

Bro 2: "It's the Shampoo Effect, he was plastered last night."
by icechris March 14, 2012
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shampoo

shampoo, noun.

A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.
by og October 27, 2004
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Dry Shampoo

Shampoo in a spray can for when your kids are driving you nuts, making a mess of your house, your husband doesn't know how to lend a hand and you have zero minutes for yourself.
I have a parent-teacher conference in and hour with no time to shower. I guess I'll just use the dry shampoo to make my hair not look like it hasn't been washed in a week.
by Courage03 March 12, 2018
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shampooza

When a male is having vaginal sex, then just before climax, pulls out his penis and "jizzes" in the females hair.
"Baby im about to become a shampooza. AHHH!"
"My boyfriend is a shampooza"
by DustinPPP22 December 26, 2006
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ShamPOW

When you pay a prostitute to come to your hotel room and she bites your tongue. Your only option is to punch her in the face to make her let go.
My buddy Vince hooked up with a fine hooker at the nightclub the other day. When he brought her back to the room, she got nasty so he gave her a shamPOW!
by daddydaycare March 30, 2009
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