shlongify

the act of trying to make your penis longer through the use of a prosthetic penis enlarger

steve: duude you'll never guess what i saw someone doing at your party last night

dave: what man what!?

steve: i saw this guy trying to shlongify!

dave: no way dude!

steve yes way dude.

dave: duuude.

by oLi1357902648 April 21, 2009

Long shlong

A Man or a girl with an big dick

Woah man you have suck an Long shlong

by Suck that greg September 4, 2019

Shmon

errrr well me and my mate say it when we are pissed or walking along the street.

Shmon man!
Shmon u idiot

Your such a shmon

Shmon die plz

by robb August 4, 2004

shmoney dance

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance

We copped dollars. I gotta do the shmoney dance.

by Dopemc June 7, 2016

Shlonglor

A legendary retired nick, who drives a Maibatzu Thunder. Oh yeah and he also pioneered petty things such as gaming stories, gaming cartoons, and more. Your site rocks by the way!!!

Don't make me whip out my Shlonglor on you fool!

by DualCycle June 2, 2003

magnum xtra shlong

1.Larger than mangnum, truly a huge shlong
2. The sizzel of my dizzel

Yo, my fujunga hurts because of Ben's magnum extra shlong

by Ben February 8, 2005

shlong copter

helicopter with the blades as a cock, a human helicopter

luis

by slong coppter August 24, 2003