dusty shelf

1. An elderly woman's vagina, dusty after years of neglect

2. Any vagina that hasn't been used in a long time

That chick never gives it up, she probly got a dusty shelf.

by johnny bunz June 11, 2006

sharf

To have to both shit and barf at the same time.

"That guy is so fugly, he makes me want to sharf."

by hlbndr December 8, 2009

shelf

to put something in your ass

When he saw the polices steve decided to shelf his weed

by bobbie July 22, 2003

elf on the shelf

A very creepy tradition perpetrated by adults around children of young ages. The legend goes that the elf on the shelf is hidden and watches the children and then reports back to Santa with his findings. In a nutshell, this is Santa's NSA, with less phone taps. Although this may seem a jocular activity to keep your offspring in line, it actually is a pervy way to watch over your kids, using the threat of not receiving gifts during the holiday season. The adult version of this practice is not-so-subtly named whore in a drawer

Dad 1: Hey Rick did you hide the elf on the shelf for little bobby and Susie this year?
Dad 2: Hell yeah I did, Arty. I put it in the bathroom so my kids will shit bricks.

by canned_laughs August 18, 2016

off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources

No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2010

shefin

The coolest mother fucker alive

Damn their goes shefin he fine!!

by Shefboyarde August 6, 2015

sheef

A word, similar to the term 'damn it', that is used to express disappointment or anger.

Sheef, man. We left all the beer at his house.

by sonofamofo August 14, 2010