Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

Serial Shitter

Someone who is constantly shitting, talking about going to take a shit, or talking about the shit they took.

John the serial shitter just headed off to the bathroom to take his third shit of the day. I know this because for some fucking reason he won't stop telling me about his other ones. I know one had no breakage and possibly set a length record, and the other had orange specks in it.

by moooooog35 December 21, 2009

Naked Shitter abr. Nitter

A popular past-time whilst at work (and perhaps at home?), especially in sub-zero temperatures. Discovered by Ali Nicholl in 1994 he often feels the need to get his kit off before even contemplating to sit and do his business.

"Ali Nicholl"-possibly the one and only example!

by Anonymous April 5, 2005

scatterbrained

The inability to produce any coherant thought pattern. Often a side effect of, but definitely not limited to, alcohol or drug consumption.

I don't know what happened last night, but i sure as hell am feeling scatterbrained this morning!

by da_sbpiyda March 3, 2004

shatner

verb.
To defecate twice in someone’s home. Once somewhere obvious and a second in a hidden place. That way they clean up the obvious one but keep smelling the hidden one.

"You know, it does take two shits to make a shatner."

by Dre October 29, 2004

Satterfielding

1. act in extremely arrogant/insulting manner in a friendly debate. 2. To give The University of Texas a bad name.

There he goes satterfielding again!

by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011

Scatterlogical

In no particular order, in random sequence.

The names I will be calling will be in scatterlogical order

by someone elses name not being u February 24, 2012