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Sharecropper

when two men are fucking the same woman and both know about it but dont have a problem with it aslong as both said men wrap their tools before breaking ground
I am proud to be a sharecropper that way the bitch isnt always around.
by ChRi$ October 7, 2007
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sharded

any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia
"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"
by Alsho Dormingouny December 13, 2008
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share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
by jose Smose June 24, 2007
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share the fruit

A game played during partis where, a bowl of fruit is marinated in alcoholic beverages and then people bite half of the fruit and the next person that bites it gets to make out with them.
OMG I played share the fruit last night, I don't even know who i made out with!!
by ak02134 September 3, 2006
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share dare

A post on a social network, usually an image on Facebook, that insists upon being shared or otherwise posted to your main page. The text or image in question usually challenges to share the post so that it can spread like a virus all over a friend group.
"Most people won't have the guts to share this post!" (Image of an abused baby animal)

"Motherfucker don't share dare me!"
by MegGypsyRose May 6, 2014
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Shareesa

(1) A large, hairy, annoying cow-like creature, it is as big as a blue whale and has a blow hole but also has 4 stomachs for digesting grass and other foliage.

(2)A black hole of lameness and boringness
(1) "My older sister is a Shareesa"

(2) "Be-careful you're becoming a Shareesa"
by Dazerath December 7, 2010
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