steak curtains

Vagina, labia, vulva

fuck me: Part me steak curtains!

by Jer Koff July 9, 2006

tube steak boogie

To masturbate. 'Nuff said.

After class, I came back to find my room-mate watching midget ass porn while doing the tube steak boogie.

I'm bored. Gonna go pick up a Playboy and do the tube steak boogie to kill some time.

by your testicles April 4, 2011

high stakes gayery

A term referring to anything or anyone with flamboyantly gay qualities. It evolved organically from our propensity of ridiculing general gay or weak behavior amongst our friends. Not too sure why the high stakes tag was added, but it works. Use this phrase at your own peril as it will quickly dominate your lexicon. Usually shortened to just "high stakes" when used as an adjective.

"Oh, Jesus. Look at that dude just swishin' around. Makes Elton John look straight."

"Yeah, there is some serious high stakes gayery happenin' over there."

gayery gayness lameness lamery faggotry

by evil adam April 9, 2009

nigger steak

fried chicken is cheap compared to steaks and thus popular among black folks hence the term.

let's go to kentucky fried chicken for some good old nigger steak!

by nmrjr November 19, 2006

doll steak

A meat made from lost or forgotten children's dolls inspired by the kind of comedy Kurt Cobain in his hit song "Milk It". It has a distintive taste that can only be experiaced.

"Hay dude, pass the doll steak."
"Ok, here; please don't hit me again."

by Jarn Kazoox December 26, 2007

steaktacular

to have sex in a limousine in doggy style while using your partner as a platter for a plate of the best steak ever. Preferably performed in a hot tub full of chocolate while a guitarist plays an amazing solo during every climax. Location is optional.

Last night, i had steaktacular and it rocked. Now im not hungry or a virgin!

by The Bourne UltiMaidman July 2, 2009

Tube steak salute

A sudden erection of the penis.

Dude when she walked in it was tube steak salute mayhem!

by stripe2k August 18, 2006